John Kennedy

''"Hello? It's only me boys. Just on my way to bed, thought I'd check how you are." ''- John Kennedy displaying his great concern for well being of Rudge Park Comprehensive students.

Description
John "Paedo" Kennedy was a Geography Teacher at Rudge Park Comprehensive who had a reputation for being a paedophile, despite the school administration taking no disciplinary action. These rumours could be seen as factual due to a number of known cases in which Kennedy was caught making advances on minors:
 * Rudge Park Comprehensive Music Dept: Kennedy was caught masturbating over the school orchestra in a cupboard.
 * Swanage Field Trip ✝: Kennedy groomed Neil Sutherland into skinny dipping with him by purchasing a bottle of vodka for him. He later visited the bedroom where Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright and Neil were sleeping, and started rubbing Neil's leg, dubbed by him as a 'massage' after the 'tiring' swimming session. He also put a towel around Neil when they were taken back to the harbor by the Swanage Sea Police, despite Neil accumulating zero seawater on his natural body.

✝= Indicates a scenario in which Phil Gilbert put his neck on the line to bail Kennedy out of trouble.
 * Rudge Park Comprehensive Fashion Show ✝: Kennedy assisted in getting the models dressed, and while this may seem like an innocent occupation for such an event, he later tried to undress Neil despite the show ending shortly before.

The true nature of the bargain was unknown, but in the majority of situations where Kennedy's lust may have been compromised, Phil Gilbert bailed him out of trouble, in one instance muttering "I'm putting my fucking neck on the line for you, John.".

After the rapture, Kennedy's nature was revealed and he was suspended from Rudge Park Comprehensive for his actions after Phil Gilbert's death left Kennedy with no allies left to call on. This would be followed by seven high scrutiny trials at the Cockovania Supreme Court. However, Kennedy was acquitted of all charges due to contradictory testimonial from Neil Sutherland regarding his actions. This was a bizarre move by Sutherland considering the advances he made very did occur, but at the end of the last court hearing, Sutherland and Kennedy could be seen doing a 'thumbs up friend' hand gesture to each other.

Kennedy would later go on to be hired by Neil Sutherland to work as a dresser at 'Sutherland's Siblings & Sweeties', a company which has also attracted controversy for its relation to work with minors.