David Glover

''"Alright, where's the rest of Take That?" ''- David Glover showing early signs of insurrection against Cockovania's Bus Wanker Will McKenzie

Description
Before Cockovania David Glover was a student at Rudge Park Comprehensive. He was friends with Mark Donovan, and as such, looked down upon and ridiculed Will McKenzie and his friends. During most of his interactions he insults the four, with "posh little prick" to Will and "Twat" to Neil Sutherland.

He is believed to be a generally ignorant individual. He has a foul mouth and can be seen at school playing his Nintendo DS Lite or pool, and outside will generally attend parties or clubs where he will attract atleast a lady or two to his presence.

His adept skill in managing thots led to the large scale rumour that he had pulled Jay's former girlfriend Chloe. Despite Chloe's denial of such a relationship, Jay was still suspicious, but his actions to find the truth unfortunately led to their breakup. After the rapture however, Jay's jealousy and Will's poor relationship with Glover would eventually lead to a brutal conflict known as the Glover Wars.

The Glover Wars
David Glover was such an irrelevant piece of shit, that when the Rapture occured, it took pleasure in accelerating the rumour that Glover had actually pulled Chloe. Glover became an international celebrity and was able to start Glover Industries. Jay Cartwright would not let Glover's newfound fame continue to his expense any longer. Jay had close connections with Cockovania Bus Wanker Will McKenzie who was able to donate him an army and a Cassus Belli to declare war on Glover Industries for 'conspiracy against the state'.

By doing this, Will was removing a thorn in his side. Glover was the first student he had properly interacted with at Rudge Park Comprehensive, only to be met with scorn, and further mockery whenever they interacted again. During the rise of Cockovania it was clear that Glover would be unhappy with a Bus Wanker administration led by Will McKenzie, and would be likely to start a rebellion, amassing an army from his industries and reputation. Will quickly gave Jay the means to fight Glover himself, as to avoid appearing authoritarian. At the end of the Glover Wars, Jay Cartwright led a deadly assault on Glover Industries. After the siege and subsequent battle, Jay found a mortally wounded David Glover in his office. David Glover confessed that he never knew Chloe, and that he had used the myth the whole time to advance his reputation and power. Jay, still furious that the rumour had indirectly led to Chloe's breakup with him, executed David Glover, bringing an end to the Glover Wars.