Neil Sutherland

''"Just, who is this Duke of Edinburgh, does he teach it?" ''- Neil Sutherland paving the way for a future friendship with the Duke of Edinburgh

Description
Neil Sutherland was a former student at Rudge Park Comprehensive before the rapture occured. He was friends with Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper and Jay Cartwright, the latter of which he was the closest with. He is simultaneously the most socially acceptable and dimwitted member of the group, his behavior non-provocative and his social skills allowing him to mingle with almost anyone and conform to their presence. Notably, he was the first of the group to lose his virginity and is the only one capable of proper dancing. He would still run into conflict with people like Mr. Gilbert and David Glover however.

Neil was able to make huge gains from the rapture that created Cockovania. He was able to partner up with Pedo Kennedy, creating a porn production company labelled "Sutherland's Siblings & Sweeties", specializing in lesbian and sisters. He also befriended the Duke of Edinburgh after meeting him in person out of awe as a result of the award scheme directed at his school. As a result, his company received official endorsement from the British Monarchy, and was eligible for student volunteering to fulfil the Duke of Edinburgh award scheme. This has raised international controversy over the subject of potential child pornography, but Neil and Kennedy have made it clear the voluntary positions are for filming crew and post production, complying with the complete illegality of CP still present in Cockovania.

Shortly before the rapture took full form and engulfed the entire Earth, Neil was diagnosed with chlamydia after having sexual intercourse with an ASDA employee. He mistook her initial 'positive result' text as positive for pregnancy. The rapture decided however to give Neil a full biological child, given birth to by the ASDA employee. Despite previous concerns, Neil was over the moon and named his child 'BTEC Neil Sutherland'.

BTEC Lewis Wilson
Another shift in Neil's character occured after the rapture. He completely denounced his faith in Christianity and started giving praise to a deity known as 'BTEC Lewis Wilson'. His prayers often involve him apologizing for being a poor recreation of the god, and it is thought that he named his child accordingly with the god.