David George

"David George once snuck into the Opportunistic Homosexual Rapist HQ at night time. By the time he was finished, all the leaders had been arse raped eighteen times" - Jonesy

Description
David George is an omniscient being of Cockovania an often rumored to have originated in the Shadow Realm due to the extent of his somewhat unnatural abilities. He is believed to be the reincarnation of former British Prime Minister David Lloyd George. David is a sociopathic, introverted yet relentless individual who is head of the David Corporation in alliance with Danny Moore of the I'll Fucking Do You Society.

Corruption is amok in his corporation, and despite his serial crime rate including the mass rape of eighteen opportunistic homosexual rapists of the Opportunistic Homsexual Rapist HQ eighteen times, he has not seen any punishment for these actions. While this was largely due to his massive private army and ability to keep the bureaucracy of Cockovania on his payroll, when David George declared his intentions to split off his territories from Cockovania, this led to the David Corporation Crisis. Many bloody battles were fought by the David Corporation against the Cockovania Loyalists, led by Commander Jonesy. Ultimately, the David Corporation had to concede and surrender, but to this day David George still reigns as head of this organization, able to pay off the Cockovania courts in return for them keeping his oligarchy legal.